2007年9月18日星期二

中科院一个研究所的学生守则(转寄)

发信人: yatouhan (感谢生活的丫头), 信区: LifeScience
标 题: 中科院一个研究所的学生守则
发信站: 水木社区 (Mon Sep 17 13:16:56 2007), 站内

As a scientist, you must dedicate everything to this business

作为一个科学家,你必须把一切都献身给科研事业.


Working time: 8-hour is unpractical. There is NO way for a scientist or a Ph.D student to work only 8 hours a day!

每天仅仅工作8个小时是不行的。对于一个博士或者科学家,每天仅仅工作8个小时根本根本就是死路一条!("NO way")


Go to your mother's house for afternoon naps and never come back!

如果有人敢午休,那就马上卷铺盖走人,永远不要再回实验室!


Vacation: 5 weeks per year (Chinese New Year, the May Day and the National Day breaks are included)

包括春节,五一,国庆,每年全部假期一共5个星期。


Start your morning work not later than 8:30 am and afternoon work no later than 1 pm

上午必须早于8:30上班,下午早于1点上班。(注意,没有规定几点下班。)


Surf over the Internet for non-scientific purposes should be less than 30 min a day

每天用于看网页以及其他与科研无关事情的时间不得多余30分钟。


Reading newspapers should be limited less than 30 min a day

每天看报纸的时间不得多余30分钟


Novels or other non-scientific journals/magazines are not permitted in the lab and office

小说和非科研性杂志不准带入实验室


If you are absent from the lab more than one hour, get permission first.

如果离开实验室超过1个小时,必须事先请假并得到允许。


Everyone has personal business, but the lab business always has priority unless in emergency

除非紧急的事情,否则实验室的事情永远大于私事。


In this business, an "average" student who works seven days a week is definitely more productive than a "genius" who works five days a week

在这行里,每周只工作5天,即使是天才,也比要低于比一个工作7天的资质平平的人还要差。


If you are able to make any major progresses by working 8 hours a day and 5 days a week, every fortunate in this world must be on your side!

如果你即使每天工作8个小时并且每周只工作5天,居然也能成功哪怕只有一次(any)。那除非你是上帝(主宰了世界上一切的人)!


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